We have before us an ordeal - a life of mortgages, inflation, global warming, and the digital bullying of our kids, to name a few. And then there’s the boring dinner parties that suck more arse than a colonoscopy.

So why is Taproom Toys here? We are here to wage war, by pucks and by balls, big and small. With all our might and all the false courage hops and barley can give us, we rebel against a life of monotony and missed opportunity. We stand with our comrades in partying and pucking to unravel the complications of life, even if just for a few hours.

This is exactly the type of uncomplicated s*** the world needs right now. This is what you need.

So let’s put our phones down for a minute, along with all the stress spewing from them, and get a little wild…in real life.

And f*** it - let’s do it on a Tuesday night too.

Your buddy,
The Flyin’ Lion

Fair Trade

Between Taproom Toys and our better behaved family brand, Buena Onda Games, we’ve been supporting over 700 Mayan artisans and their families for over 13 years.

This goes beyond fair trade to enriching the lives of our Indigenous partners and their families. From water filtration projects to school supplies for the villagers, your purchase helps them get the opportunities they deserve.

For our products that use plastic pellets, they come from recycled bottles and plastic bags keeping tons of tons out of the landfills.

Thanks for supporting and joining our mission.